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Hi. Just had to share something with you.
It's COLD here. Okay, so 46 degrees as a high isn't all that cold to a whole lot of the world, but in California, it's VERY COLD. Snowed real close to here over the weekend, but that was at 400 feet, and we're at, like, 60 feet. So, no snow for us. BUT IT'S COLD!
Anyway, the sharing part of this is coming up:
Coworkers and I were standing outside on our breaks, shivering and shaking and rattling our teeth, and one teeny, tiny coworker, a whole size 2 one, said, "My *ss is freezing!"
I said, "Try wearing two pairs of underwear instead of just one. No one will be able to tell, your pants are so loose."
SHE said, laughing, "Naw, that won't help. My underwear don't cover my *ss."
Okay. TMI. Too Much Information. I don't EVEN want to go into the pictures that I was desperately trying not to allow to form in my head.
What did she MEAN, her underwear doesn't cover her *ss?!? Of COURSE it does, that's what underwear is fo-- oh. OHHhhh. My.
Here was I, ever-helpful Moi, with absolutely nothing to say in response. All I could do was nod understandingly, and then go stand somewhere else. Far away.
And now I just shared it with you! YOU can have it!
It's COLD here. Okay, so 46 degrees as a high isn't all that cold to a whole lot of the world, but in California, it's VERY COLD. Snowed real close to here over the weekend, but that was at 400 feet, and we're at, like, 60 feet. So, no snow for us. BUT IT'S COLD!
Anyway, the sharing part of this is coming up:
Coworkers and I were standing outside on our breaks, shivering and shaking and rattling our teeth, and one teeny, tiny coworker, a whole size 2 one, said, "My *ss is freezing!"
I said, "Try wearing two pairs of underwear instead of just one. No one will be able to tell, your pants are so loose."
SHE said, laughing, "Naw, that won't help. My underwear don't cover my *ss."
Okay. TMI. Too Much Information. I don't EVEN want to go into the pictures that I was desperately trying not to allow to form in my head.
What did she MEAN, her underwear doesn't cover her *ss?!? Of COURSE it does, that's what underwear is fo-- oh. OHHhhh. My.
Here was I, ever-helpful Moi, with absolutely nothing to say in response. All I could do was nod understandingly, and then go stand somewhere else. Far away.
And now I just shared it with you! YOU can have it!
Lori finally stopped procrastinating at 10:34 PM
5 Comments:
ROTFLMAO! Wish I had been there, I would have given you a wide eyed look and then would have had to scamper away and giggle till I peed! Thanks for the morning chuckle.
I wish you had been there, too. I wouldn't have felt so alone with the information.
Hey Chica!
At least you didn't have to look at it. I did, with Ali. My retnas are still growing back, even after all these years...
Hey Mutter, here's my Deviantart account:
http://requiempriestess.deviantart.com/
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